Sep 16, 2023
September 16th 2023 AGM
THE HARE: SMCB
EXPECTATIONS: EXPECT TO GET DRUNK
Attendees: 3DS, SMC-B, SSSP, 8 out of 10, Dogzilla,K9, MCD, RPL, Barbara Woodhouse, Search & Rescue Dog, Just Thomas, Sharpoo, PPP, Pooper Scooper,Dino
The 700th DOGS hash ever, and they said it would never last!!!.
Gentlemen, and the lord looked down upon the DOGS and said, “thou shall have an AGM and it will be German” and much rejoicing was had.
Yes, out with the old and in with the new. Expectations were low and were easily met by the outgoing HM
As the pack gathered in the middle of Buttfuck PuJersey, a strange sense of foreboding settled in as we watched the hare approaching from the direction of the run. “He’s only gone and pre-set it” comments were mumbled, “I thought it was a live run” was mentioned, “where the fuck is Putin” called out, everyone was confused, probably hungover truth be known.
The hare gave his instructions and was off. The first check sorted the smart from the clinically insane. MCD went left, expecting the trail to be a copy of Neutered Bitch’s run, 3DS went right following exactly the instructions given by the hare of “head for the mud!”. Valuable minutes were lost securing the hares plan of not getting caught.
After much shiggy and many local craftsmen pointing and shouting at us that the “bald foreign monkey pox ridden devil went that way” we found ourselves in the middle of an abandoned luxury villa complex, Dogzilla was very excited at the prospect of getting a bargain on one.
All in all a very decent run, spoiled only by the fact there were no angry villagers or rabid dogs trying to kill us, not what you expect from a Pudong run.
As we gathered to start the circle, a local official promptly came up and asked us if we had written permission to be in a public area. He seemed quite put out by the fact that a bunch of, mainly foreigners, probably illegal immigrants, would dare to gather in full view of the
l ocals. Unfortunately he couldn't muster any back up from his superiors to kick us out so we continued. As the founder I was asked to start the circle, only because the HM was the hare and by law not allowed to do it, so I gladly obliged. Instantly I made a schoolboy error and appointed K9 beer bitch, which meant everyone had to pour their own. This was almost rectified later when the HM appointed Sharpoo as secondary beer bitch, so then we had 2 non-functioning beer bitches, cest la vie. Lots of accusations were made, beer was drunk, rah rah rah.
The first appointments of the new 2023-24 committee were made, and it was 3DS and myself as scribes (hence these notes), RPL made the new Master of Sleaze, good call, Sharpoo in the newly created position of Hash Lawyer, available for free consultations day or night, Hash Cash and Webmaster 8 out of 10, and Tour and Stash Master SMCB.
Mugs were handed out by the outgoing stash master, and more beer was drunk, rah rah rah!!!
More accusations, more beer etc etc, then we were off to the bash.
And the lord said, let there be fermented cabbage, and there was sauerkraut, let there be pork, and there was knuckle, let there be sausages, and there were frankfurter and let there be beer, and there was much rejoicing.
Not our normal bash to be fair, but great food and not a chickens foot to be seen anywhere.
Several beers in, we decided that the other customers would absolutely prefer to not listen to the paid professional band, instead, we figured, that they would much rather listen to a band of drunk foreigners playing. Blondie, Putin and myself jumped on stage and performed renditions of Alice, Highway to Hell, possibly an ABBA number or 2, i’m not sure, it was all a bit blurry by then, before making our way to the 85%. All in all, a pretty decent AGM!
The New Committee:
HM - SSSP
Vice Master - Search and Rescue Dog Hash Cash & Web Master - 8 out of 10 Hare Raiser - Putin Poisonous Poodle Hash Stash & Tour Master - SMC...B 85% Master - RPL
Hash Scribes - MCD & 3DS
Hash Lawyer - Sharpoo
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